Chris Smith goes red-eye frenzied into a twirly armed dance in the gay bar. It's all we could do to stop him propositioning random patrons. He used to be a goth, would you know? On the far wall is a "Spiceworld" poster signed by all five Spice Girls. Behind where I was sitting was a "Grease" poster signed by Olivia Newton-John. Ally looks on, bemused, in his "Transformers" logo t-shirt. We saw someone else in the gay bar wearing the same thing. Or was it the National History Museum? It's hard to tell the difference sometimes.