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ALIENS: HUDSON'S TALE
PART ONE - Arcturia:
Chapter One
Chapter Two
Chapter Three
PART TWO - Gateway Station:
Chapter One
Chapter Two
Chapter Three
NOTES:
People who are obsessed with movies amuse me greatly, mainly because I used to be one of them. Consequently I know exactly how to push their buttons and wind them up. This story is aimed at such fans of the film "Aliens" and requires some prior knowledge of the film. Despite being my favourite action movie, it still has a nauseating propensity to revel in its own machismo. As a result, its fans tend to be fourteen year old American boys with a military obsession and membership card to the Young Republicans. I think the character of Hudson epitomises the testosterone overdose in the film, so tends to be a very popular character with the fanboys. With the sole intention of wanting to piss them off, I decided to rewrite "Aliens" from his perspective - and make him gay.
"You mother fucker!! that is so fucking stupid, you suck at writing and you fucking suck at making that story, that is the most fucking stupid thing i have ever heard, fuck you man, you are a fag, if i get deleted then i don't care, hudson is not gay and neither is hicks, hudson makes a pass at ripley, and at the end of aliens hicks and ripley were gonna hook up, fuck you man you sick bastard fuck you and all of your gay thoughts hudson is not gay and neither is hicks, i thought your story sucked from the start. you cant wright worth shit, you have terrible ideas for monsters, and you are a complete fag. fuck you man. do us a favor and kill yourself!!"
- Evan Peters, posting at AvPNews.com
This is my favourite response, but it’s just one such instance of the silliness this story has provoked. I have received death threats by e-mail and had the story banned from several sites. One of these, PlanetAvP, refused to host the story on the grounds that it was gay porn and They Had To Protect The Children. Presumably they think the 18/R rated "Alien" saga with violent death and choice language aplenty only corrupts the kiddies when it features a little homosexual romance.
Paradoxically, I have been accused of being both homophobic and homosexual by different people in equal measure. Certain self-righteous heterosexuals decided they’d appoint themselves spokesmen for the entire homosexual community and berate my story for being inflammatory, whilst numerous reluctant homophobes claimed that they weren’t prejudiced, it just wasn’t possible for a tough guy hero like Hudson to be anything but straight...
Incidentally, the guy who posted my favourite response asked for his name to be removed. He and I get on quite well these days, and I guess he's a little red-faced by what was by his own admission an immature, prejudiced outburst. I still couldn't persuade him to read the prequel, though...
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